Tongue Twister

if i could, i would donate my tongue. so that those who can't speak will be blessed with the gift of communication. it was a great start for work, especially when i meet colleagues who are simply friendly and helpful, only those whom i know. as for the rest, i'm not sure about the politics in the office, but some can give you the cold shoulder at times. i should smile more often at them, hey then i would look like retarded-ly handsome.

what made my life miserable was my tongue. i kept blabbering a lot of crude nonsense and vulgarities wherever i am, being a seriously bad influence, especially to my brother Teck Yi. it feels like i am to those good old days man, but am getting better at it. of course, i still got the army life coming up. uh-oh.

ever since the start of work, Teck Yi has been the only friend i had, going back home together after work was one thing i was looking forward to. we would talk about a lot of stuffs, kinda like the HTH (heart to heart) conversations. no worries, no gay no gay. it soon became a motivation to my working life every day. thank god for this week, because nothing happened during work. heh.

the tongue is the only weapon that is lethal. i just hope i can be dumb for life and not speak, and give the others an opportunity to speak. seriously, i dont mind though.

anyway, what's exactly going through the minds of local women? go to facebook, twitter, blogs or msn personal messages you see many kinds of emo-tic phrases or quotes. i've been seeing the same nonsense repetitively and it's starting to piss me off. the other type of local girls are those who are super fickle-minded, i.e. eeenie mynie eeenie mo lover.

that term is defined as someone who changes her/his lover like clothes in the wardrobe. and my dear brother Teck Yi happens to be the victim of someone. i am not sure what's on her mind right now, but sending the wrong signals isn't nice. a minute she say pretty things to him, the next minute she doesn't know who you are.

my friend, the jungle is full of flowers and fruits! don't pick the pretty ones, they can kill. instead pick the smelliest flower of all, the rafflesia (is that how you spell it?) !

or pick the fruit that is hard on the outside but soft on the inside, mmm something like the durian la! but at the end of the day, it's an individual's choice. we can't judge, live with it and give them our blessings.

if you happen to victims of 'eeenie meanie mynie mo lover', accept my condolences. but you can always come meet and play lan with me ! yeah, recently been doing many things alone. eat, sleep, watch movie, play lan, window shopping. doing all these alone is fun! well of course, if you wanna ask me out. i gotta think first, cause i only hang out with the ladies. heh kidding la. brothers also la.

also kidding.